Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Pembunuh Secara Senyap Dalam "MSG"

MSG Tak Sekadar Penyedap Rasa

RASA adalah hal penting dalam makanan. Untuk meningkatkan citarasa
suatu makanan biasanya diperlukan kuah penyedap atau penyedap rasa
agar makanan jadi lebih lazat dan sedap. Salah satu kuah sangat
popular adalah vetsin atau bahasa kimianya MSG (monosodium glutamate).
Kehadiran MSG ini sudah diakui dapat menyebabkan masakan menjadi lebih
enak, lazat, dan sangat disukai oleh lidah kita. Namun kebelakangan
ni, para ahli kesihatan menuduh senyawa ini sebagai penyebab timbulnya
berbagai masalah kesihatan.

Kenapa MSG disukai?

MSG adalah garam dari L-asam glutamat (GLU) yang merupakan asam amino
pembentuk protein yang sangat penting bagi makhluk hidup. Senyawa ini
banyak terdapat secara alami di hampir seluruh tubuh makhluk hidup dan
makanan seperti keju, susu, daging, serta beberapa sayuran.

Tubuh manusia dan binatang memproduksi sendiri senyawa glutamat untuk
kepentingan metabolisme, fungsi otak, dan sebagai sumber tenaga. Untuk
berbagai kepentingan tersebut, manusia ibaratnya memiliki lapar berat
akan glutamat. Penelitian di Amerika menunjukkan rata-rata orang
Amerika se hari mengambil glutamat sekira 11 gram dari bahan alami, 1
gram dari MSG, 30-45 gram dari keju parmesan, dan 50 gram dari
produksi tubuh sendiri. Jadi, jika dijumlahkan, maka glutamat yang ada
di tubuh hampir 100 gram se hari!

Kerananya, tidaklah mengherankan bila MSG dibubuhkan pada makanan,
tubuh menganggapnya sebagai glutamat yang vital bagi metabolisma dan
sangat merangsang pencernaan. Hal ini pernah dinyatakan oleh Prof.
Bernd Lindmann dari University Homburg yang dalam tulisannya
mengatakan, "... bagi manusia konsume protein merupakan keperluan
mutlak untuk menjaga fungsi kehidupan, dan manusia dalam evolusinya
mengembangkan kepekaan untuk mengenali rasa protein yang amat penting
bagi fungsi kehidupannya, sekaligus menggemarinya". Dari sini pula
kita menjadi tahu mengapa makanan segera (fast food) atau chips
kentang yang banyak dibubuh bahan penyedap jauh lebih digemari orang,
terutama oleh kanak-kanak.

Apakah MSG berbahaya?

Mungkin kita berfikir, tak ada masalah jika memakan MSG dalam jumlah
besar kerana glutamat secara alami sudah ada dalam tubuh. Selain itu,
proses pembuatannya pun alami (secara fermentasi) tidak memakai bahan-
bahan kimia berbahaya. Tapi, beberapa penelitian menyebutkan MSG dapat
menyebabkan timbulnya berbagai masalah kesihatan seperti kegemukan,
kerosakan otak, kerosakan sistem syaraf, depresi, sampai kaku. Hal
tersebut disebabkan glutamat yang ada dalam makanan segar seperti
daging dan beberapa sayuran ada dalam bentuk terikat dengan asam amino
lain membentuk protein. Sedangkan glutamat dalam bentuk bebas seperti
MSG merupakan senyawa exitotoxin atau beracun.

Yang paling merisaukan adalah pada otak. Mengenai hal itu seorang
profesor di Northwestern University Medical School, George E.
Shambaugh, Jr., MD menyebutkan, "…ketika sel-sel neuron di otak
menerima senyawa ini (MSG-red.), mereka menjadi sangat bergairah dan
meningkatkan impulsnya sampai pada tingkat kelelahan yang sangat
tinggi. Tapi, beberapa jam kemudian neuron-neuron tersebut mati seakan-
akan mereka bergairah untuk mati".

Jika banyak sel neuron yang mati, maka fungsi otak pun akan menurun,
yang tentunya sangat merbahaya bagi perkembangan otak, terutama anak-
anak. Dalam suatu research, anak-anak yang memakan sup mengandung MSG
dan minum dengan Nutrasweet (soft drink) darahnya akan mempunyai
tingkat excitotoxin (keracunan) 6 kali lebih besar dari excitotoxin
yang menghancurkan hypothalamus neuron pada anak tikus. Jadi, menurut
Prof. George E. Shambaugh, makin muda anak, makin besar bahaya yang
dapat ditimbulkan MSG pada otak.

MSG juga sering dikait-kaitkan dengan masalah Cancer. Dr. Russell
Blaylock seorang doktor ahli bedah otak dalam artikel "Health and
Nutrition Secrets" menyebutkan, glutamat bebas dan senyawa excitotoxin
lainnya (seperti aspartame dalam soft drink) dapat menghasilkan jumlah
radikal bebas yang sangat banyak dalam jaringan tubuh. Jika radikal-
radikal bebas ini terus-menerus mengauli DNA, maka gen cancer akan
teraktif dan menimbulkan cancer. Walaupun di dalam tubuh sudah
terdapat enzim yang berfungsi menangkap dan menutralkan radikal bebas
tersebut, tetap saja kemungkinan ini akan lebih mudah terjadi bila gen
orang tersebut mudah diserang cancer, sistem kekebalan tubuhnya
rendah, dan pola hidup tidak sihat.

Untuk meningkatkan daya tahan tubuh tersebut, makanan yang dimakan
harus seimbang. Dalam hal ini, untuk meredam radikal bebas yang
disebabkan MSG, memakan makanan yang banyak mengandung vitamin C,
vitamin E, dan co-enzym Q10 dalam lemak akan sangat membantu. Selain
itu, untuk memperkuat rasa, boleh digunakan bahan penyedap lain
seperti kicap, santan kelapa, dan kuah tradisional lainnya yang kurang
lemak.***

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A SILENT KILLER OF MSG

A silent killer that's worse than alcohol, nicotine, and drugs is
likely lurking in your kitchen cabinets and even your child's school
cafeteria. It's monosodium glutamate (MSG), a flavor enhancer that's
known widely as an addition to Chinese food, but that's actually added
to thousands of the foods you eat.

In this telling three-part video series, you'll find out why Dr.
Russell Blaylock, a board-certified neurosurgeon, describes MSG as a
dangerous excitotoxin, and learn how this toxin could be making you
fat.

MSG is used in countless foods in your supermarket, local restaurants,
school cafeterias, and more. Everything from soup to crackers to meats
may contain it because MSG, as dangerous as it is, makes food taste
good and it is dirt cheap, just like sugar.

Incredibly, even infant formulas and baby food contain this poison,
even though babies and infants, who are four times more sensitive than
adults to the toxic effects of this chemical, are the most at risk.

There are a couple of main reasons why MSG is one of the worst food
additives on the market. First, as Dr. Blaylock, author of the highly
recommended Excitotoxins: The Taste that Kills, says in the video, MSG
is an excitotoxin, which means that it overexcites your cells to the
point of damage, acting as a poison. The second part of the equation
is that MSG can be literally hidden in food labels, under names like
broth, casein, hydrolyzed, autolyzed, and more, making it extremely
difficult to identify.

MSG is also a probable cause contributing to the obesity epidemic. As
the FDA continues to vouch for its safety, scientists have known that
MSG causes obesity since the 1960s!

It is clearly not worth a few bites of tasty junk food to give your
body the green light to produce visceral fat, the most dangerous type
that surrounds your organs and increases your risk of heart attack,
stroke, insomnia, type 2 diabetes, and more.

Yet, that is exactly what you're doing when you eat foods that contain
MSG.

Eliminating MSG from your diet is a wise choice for everyone,
including pregnant women. To do so, stick to natural, unprocessed
foods. And, if you do eat processed foods, be on the lookout for the
many hidden names for MSG on food labels. They include (but are far
from limited to):

Gelatin
Hydrolyzed Vegetable Protein (HVP)
Yeast Extract
Malted Barley
Rice Syrup or Brown Rice Syrup
The dangers surrounding MSG are, perhaps, most concerning for new moms
who are unable to breastfeed, and are looking for an alternative to
the MSG-laden infant formulas on the market. Fortunately, women who
are unable to breastfeed can make an extremely nutritious, MSG-free
infant formula for their baby using raw milk.

Eye Damage from MSG

Controversy surrounding food additive MSG (monosodium glutamate-a
common flavor enhancer) was re-ignited when a Japanese researcher
suggested that consuming too much of the ingredient could make you go
blind.

Researchers at Hirosaki University in Japan have found that rats fed
diets high in MSG suffer vision loss and have thinner retinas than
those in the control group. Glutamate, a group of chemicals that
includes MSG, is an amino acid that acts as a neurotransmitter. It has
already been shown to cause nerve damage in experiments where it is
injected directly into the eye.

MSG, a sodium salt of the amino acid glutamic acid and a form of
glutamate, is used as a flavor enhancer in a variety of foods prepared
in restaurants and by food processors. While technically MSG is only
one of several forms of free glutamate used in foods, consumers
frequently use the term MSG to mean all free glutamate.

Its use has become controversial in the past 30 years because of
reports of adverse reactions in people who have eaten foods that
contain MSG. According to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA),
research on the role of glutamate in the nervous system has also
raised questions about the chemical's safety.

According to lead researcher Hiroshi Ohguro, his is the first study to
show that eye damage can be caused by eating food that contains MSG. A
report in the New Scientist this week explains that in the study, rats
were fed three different diets for six months, containing either high
or moderate amounts of MSG, or none. In rats on the high-MSG diet,
some retinal nerve layers thinned by as much as 75 percent, and tests
that measured retinal response to light showed they could not see as
well. Rats on the moderate MSG diet also had damage, to a lesser
extent.

The researchers found high concentrations of MSG in the vitreous
fluid, which bathes the retina. MSG binds to receptors on retinal
cells, destroying them and causing secondary reactions that reduce the
ability of the remaining cells to relay electrical signals.

Ohguro acknowledged that large amounts of MSG were used-20 percent of
the total diet in the highest group. "Lesser amounts should be OK," he
said, "but the precise borderline amount is still unknown."

He said the findings might explain why in eastern Asia, there is a
high rate of normal-tension glaucoma, a form of the eye disease that
leads to blindness without the usual increase in pressure inside the
eyeball. The higher rate, however, could also be due to genetics.

The New Scientist report continues that Peng Tee Khaw, a glaucoma
specialist at Moorfields Eye Hospital in London, said the amounts of
MSG in the highest diet are "a lot, lot higher than you'd eat. But if
you're a sodium glutamate junky, then you could potentially run into
problems with your retina."

And while the amount of glutamate in the rats' diets was extremely
high, lower dietary intakes could produce the same effects over
several decades.

With such persuasive evidence it is clear that food processors must
brace themselves for another wave of anti-MSG activity from global
consumer associations. In a bid to reassure these same campaigners,
food scientists must continue to investigate the impact of MSG, and
free glutamates, on human health, as well as looking into
alternatives.

One step toward finding alternatives was reported by FoodNavigator.com
in April of this year. New research into the use of human taste and
smell receptors in functional assays to screen for novel receptor
activators and blockers was reported. Senomyx, the U.S. company that
carried out the research, is hoping that their research will lead them
to discover alternatives to MSG, as well as enhancers of sweet and
umami (the taste conveyed by several substances naturally occurring in
foods, including glutamate) tastes.

The Danger of MSG and How it is Hidden in Vaccines

The glutamate industry and companies, including pharmaceutical firms,
that wish to use processed free glutamic acid (MSG) in their products,
improperly claim that the term "MSG" only applies to the food
ingredient "monosodium glutamate."

They pretend not to realize that "monosodium glutamate" is nothing
more than glutamic acid that has been freed from protein through a
manufacturing process (processed free glutamic acid), salt (sodium),
and moisture. It is the processed free glutamic acid that MSG-
sensitive people react to, providing that they ingest amounts that
exceed their tolerances for the substance.

Consumers may react to processed free glutamic acid that is contained
in any food ingredient or product, including AuxiGro, regardless of
the name of the ingredient or product.

Because MSG-sensitive people may react to all ingredients and products
that contain processed free glutamic acid, they refer to such
ingredients and products as containing "MSG."

In August, 1995, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) noted in a
document entitled the "FDA Backgrounder" that consumers frequently
refer to all [free] glutamic acid as "MSG." The "FDA Backgrounder" is
still in use by the FDA and can likely be found on their Web site.

Based on peer reviewed studies, there is no question that glutamic
acid is neurotoxic. This can be easily confirmed by accessing MEDLINE
retrieval service for studies dating from 1966 to the present, using
the words "glutamic acid" in combination with the words "brain
lesions" and then "neurotoxicity." I would also suggest that you look
up the words besity," " and "seizures" combination with the words
"glutamic acid."

There is also no question that the young are most at risk from MSG. To
confirm this, you might start by reviewing the work of John W. Olney,
MD and look up the words "glutamic acid" in combination with the words
"blood brain barrier" and "placental barrier."

You will learn that the blood brain barrier is not fully developed in
the young to protect against toxins that enter the blood, and that
glutamic acid can also penetrate the placental barrier.

Disregarding the blood brain barrier and the placental barrier issues,
the literature clearly indicates that, based on the amount of MSG used
in the 1970s, over 25% of the population react to MSG.

Although we have not reviewed all vaccines used on infants, we have
found one or two sources of processed free glutamic acid (MSG) in
those that we have information on. In discussion with a retired
executive of a company that produces vaccines, he suggested to me that
all viral vaccines would have free glutamic acid, used to feed the
live virus.

The glutamic acid in vaccines are often described as "stabilizers,"
i.e., ingredients to keep the virus alive. We describe them as a
hidden source of processed free glutamic acid (MSG).

An example for you would be the Chickenpox Vaccine by VariVax -- Merck
& Co., Inc. (Merck). This vaccine includes "L-monosodium glutamate"
and "hydrolyzed gelatin."

Another example would be Merck's M-M-R vaccine. The product insert
states that the growth medium for measles and mumps includes "amino
acids" and "glutamate." It is also stated that the medium for rubella
included "amino acids" and "hydrolyzed gelatin." Finally, it states
that the "reconstituted vaccine" for subcutaneous administration
includes hydrolyzed gelatin.

We have no way of knowing which amino acids are used in Merck's
vaccines, but we do know that the amino acids "glutamic acid,"
"aspartic acid," and "L-cysteine" are neurotoxic.

We also know that any hydrolyzed protein, such as the hydrolyzed
gelatin will contain some processed free glutamic acid (MSG), some
aspartic acid, and some L-cysteine, all considered to be neurotoxic by
neuroscientists. Even without hydrolyzing gelatin, gelatin contains
over 11% processed free glutamic acid (MSG) and some aspartic acid and
L-cysteine. It is present as a result of the manufacturing process
that results in gelatin.

The product insert for M-M-R vaccine by Merck provides a
contraindication that states, in part: "Hypersensitivity to any
component of the vaccine, including gelatin." It is footnoted to the
following reference.

I cannot help but wonder if at least some of the subjects in the study
above reacted to gelatin. Most reactions to processed free glutamic
acid (MSG), as contained in gelatin, are not IgE mediated. They are
best described as a sensitivity to a toxic substance.

If you wish to determine more about Merck vaccines, I would suggest
you call their National Service Center at (800) NSC-MERCK. Do not ask
about the presence of "MSG" in vaccines. Rather, ask about the
presence of "free glutamic acid." You will have a better chance of
getting a reliable answer.

Not long ago, a vaccine for Rotavirus came to market. The product,
which contained some processed free glutamic acid (MSG), carried a
warning in the product insert that it not be used for individuals who
had a hypersensitivity to MSG. Shortly after the Rotavirus came to
market, it was found that the vaccine resulted in digestive blockages,
and the product was withdrawn from the market.

One last comment regarding the exposure of infants to processed free
glutamic acid (MSG): the presence of processed free glutamic acid
(MSG) in infant formulas.

We have found that major brands of infant formula, if not all infant
formulas, contain some processed free glutamic acid (MSG). The
hypoallergenic soy formulas contain very high levels of MSG. See
www.truthinlabeling.org/formulacopy.html for further detail.

It might be worthwhile for someone to do a study of people who were
raised on hypoallergenic formulas to determine if they have
experienced a higher incidence of obesity, learning disabilities, and/
or ADHD, in childhood and/or endocrine disorders later in life, as
compared with people who were breast fed, and then as compared with
people who were raised on milk based infant formulas.

If I can be of any further help to anyone on this important subject,
they should not hesitate to write or call. If anyone receives a list
of ingredients from vaccine producers, I would be pleased to go over
the ingredients and advise them of the ingredients that contain
processed free glutamic acid (MSG).

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Siapakah????

Siapakah orang yang manis senyumanya?
Orang yang mempunyai senyuman yang manis adalah orang yang ditimpa
musibah lalu dia kata "Inna lillahi wainna illaihi rajiuun." Lalu sambil
berkata,"Ya Rabbi Aku redha dengan ketentuanMu ini", sambil mengukir
senyuman.


Siapakah orang yang kaya?
Orang yang kaya adalah orang yang bersyukur dengan apa yang ada dan
tidak lupa akan kenikmatan dunia yang sementara ini.


Siapakah orang yang miskin?
Orang yang miskin adalah orang tidak puas dengan nikmat yang ada
sentiasa menumpuk - numpukkan harta.

Siapakah orang yang rugi?
Orang yang rugi adalah orang yang sudah sampai usia pertengahan namun
masih berat untuk melakukan ibadat dan amal-amal kebaikan.


Siapakah orang yang paling cantik?
Orang yang paling cantik adalah orang yang mempunyai akhlak yang baik.


Siapakah orang yang mempunyai rumah yang paling luas? Orang yang
mempunyai rumah yang paling luas adalah orang yang mati membawa
amal-amal kebaikan di mana kuburnya akan di perluaskan saujana mata
memandang.


Siapakah orang yang mempunyai rumah yang sempit lagi dihimpit?
Orang yang mempunyai rumah yang sempit adalah orang yang mati tidak
membawa amal-amal kebaikkan lalu kuburnya menghimpitnya.


Siapakah orang yang mempunyai akal?
Orang yang mempunyai akal adalah orang-orang yang menghuni syurga kelak
kerana telah mengunakan akal sewaktu di dunia untuk menghindari siksa
neraka.

Siapakah org yg KEDEKUT ?
Orang yg kedekut ialah org yg membiar atau membuang email ini begitu
sahaja, malah dia tidak akan menyampaikan pula pada org lain.


Katakan ini dengan jelas, "Ya Allah saya mencintai-MU dan
memerlukan-MU,datang dan terangilah
hati kami"

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

KALAU BOLEH JANGAN

salaam

MINUM AIS, MANDI MALAM DAN MEROKOK


Mari kita kupas satu demi satu dan mulakan dengan kesan minum air batu ke atas paru-paru. Mari kita buat eksperimen pertama.
Ambil sebiji gelas,
masukkan beberapa ketul ais dan tambahkan sedikit air.

Biarkan di atas meja untuk tempuh beberapa minit. Perhatikan apa yang terjadi di permukaan luar g elas ini. Dari eksperimen ini, kita akan perhatikan titisan
air di permukaan luar gelas ini. Kesimpulan dari eksperimen mudah in ialah, suhu sejuk dari bahagian dalam gelas boleh menyebabkan proses kondensasi wap
air di udara berlaku di mana wap air ini akan bertukar bentuk dari wap kepada air. Dalam anatomi manusia, saluran esofagus adalah saluran yang
membawa makanan dan minuman dari mulut ke perut. Di sekeliling saluran esofagus ini terdapat binaan paru-paru. Unit terkecil bagi paru-paru ialah alveolus.

Alveolus adalah binaan mirip sebiji belon. Udara di dalam alveolus ini sangat lembab (high humidity).

Apabila s eseorang minum air batu seperti jus apel atau jus oren, saluran esofagus menjadi sejuk dan alveolus yang terletak berhampiran
esofagus ini juga menjadi sejuk. Keadaan ini akan menyebabkan proses kondensasi wap air berlaku di dalam banyak alveolus menjadi cecair air. Air ini
akan terkumpul di dalam alveolus. Apabila proses minum air batu ini berterusan untuk sekian tahun, proses ini juga akan berterusan dan akibatnya ialah
semakin banyak air terkumpul di alveolus dan air ini akan mula melimpah ke kawasan alveolus lain. Air yang terkumpul di alveolus (paru-paru) ini akan
mengakibatkan alveolus tidak dapat menjalankan fungsinya iaitu menjalankan pertukaran gas oksigen dan karbon dioksida. Lebih banyak air terkumpul akan
mengurangkan bahagian paru-paru untuk menjalankan fungsi asas paru-paru iaitu pertukaran gas oksigen dan karbon dioksida. Itulah sebabnya orang yang
gemar dan kerap minum air batu akan cepat mengah bila berbuat aktiviti lasak kerana pertukaran udara di paru-paru tidak mencukupi.

Daripada situasi ini, badan bertindak balas menghasilkan satu tindak balas iaitu tapak tangan lembap dan basah.
Kajian saintifik ini telah dimantapkan dengan mencari data ujian kes sebenar ke atas sampel-sampel orang yang memang suka minum air batu. Beratus
sampel dikaji dan salah seorang pelajar saya akhirnya memilih tajuk yang berkaitan bagi Projek Tahun Akhir beliau.

Saya banyak membantu beliau dan pelajar ini juga sebenarnya banyak membantu saya. Salah satu sampel yang menarik dalam kajian saya ini
ialah satu hamba Allah saya namakan Mr Y.

Mr Y berusia 48 tahun. Seorang ketua jabatan yang tabiaatnya ialah gemar air batu. Biliknya sentiasa berhawa dingin namun yang peliknya ialah tingkap
bilik Mr Y sentiasa terbuka agar biliknya tidak sejuk (panas). Mr Y juga gemar berbaju dua lapis atau memakai blazer walaupun cuca agak panas bagi
saya. Namun yang paling menggelikan hati saya ialah beliau tidak boleh tidur bersama isteri, alasannya ialah bila tidur dengan isteri, siisteri hendak buka
kipas syiling tetapi Mr Y tidak membenarkan kerana sejuk. Bagi mengelakkan pergaduhan, isteri tidur dengan anak-anak dengan membuka kipas sementara Mr Y
tidur bersendirian tanpa buka kipas. Bagi makluman pembaca sekelian, Mr Y sudah kena simptom ?kalah sejuk? iaitu antara pelbagai kesan dari masalah
paru-parunya. Berikut pula adalah penjelasan bagi kes mandi malam. Pada tahun 1983, saya mula
gemar bermain badminton dan budaya ini berterusan sehingga tahun 1998.
Selalunya
saya main pada waktu malam dan sekembalinya saya akan mandi sebelum tidur. Selalunya saya bermain badminton 2 kali seminggu atau lebih. Saya perhatikan bahawa
tapak tangan saya semakin basah semenjak saya bermain badminton. Pada penghujung 1980an arwah guru saya mula mengajarkan ilmu bahawa elakkan mandi malam
bagi mengelakkan penyakit paru-paru berair.

Saya macam percaya dengan tidak kata-kata guru saya ini kerana maklumlah saya lulusan universiti sedangkan guru saya tidak masuk universiti. Saya tidak menolak

atau menerima saranan beliau namun saya menjalankan proses sains iaitu membuat proses pemerhatian untuk mendapatkan keputusan. Bila ada kesempatan ke hospital sewaktu
menziarahi rakan atau saudara, saya meluangkan masa berjumpa dengan pesakit yang kena penyakit paru-paru berair. Saya perhatikan pesakit ini ditebuk lubang
pada dadanya untuk memasukkan saluran getah kira-kira diameter 5mm.


Salur getah ini disambungkan dihujungnya kepada satu beg plastik transparens. Di dalam beg plastik transparens ini terkandung cecair pekat mirip air jus tembikai.

Saya mula bertanya kepada pesakit ini tentang penyakitnya serta sejarah hidupnya. Pesakit ini memberitahu saya bahawa beliau kena penyakit
paru-paru berair. Setelah berbagai soalan saya ajukan, akhirnya saya dapat satu soalan cepu mas iaitu ada main badminton ke??
Pesakit ini
memberitahu saya bahawa ia bermain badminton semenjak belasan tahun hingga usia sekarang iaitu lebih 50 tahun.


Ia bermain waktu malam dan selepas bermain beliau akan mandi. Dari proses sains secara membuat pemerhatian ini saya sudah boleh membuat
kesimpulan iaitu mandi malam boleh menyebabkan paru-paru berair. Dari satu pemerhatian ini, kajian saya masih belum mantap kerana terdapat pelbagai variable lain yang
saya lupa masukkan dalam kajian ini. Dengan itu, saya meneruskan kajian ini kep ada ramai orang lain dan hasilnya menakjubkan. Sememangnya korelasi mandi
malam dengan masalah paru-paru adalah tersangat kuat. Dengan ini kesimpulan asal saya adalah tepat dan benar iaitu mandi malam menyebabkan masalah
paru-paru seperti paru-paru berair. Pada kira-kira 3 bulan lepas, seorang rakan s ekerja saya yang bakal pencen pada Februari ini telah dimasukkan ke
Hospital Sultanah Aminah (HSA) kerana masalah paru-paru. Saya bersama beberapa rakan dan Ketua Jabatan datang melawat pesakit ini di HSA. Apabila
sampai dan bertemu pesakit ini, kami terus mengajukan apakah sebenarnya penyakit yang dialami rakan sekerja saya ini. Setelah beliau memberitahu beliau
menghadapi masalah paru-paru berair, saya terus mengajukan soalan ?Sipolan, engkau selalu mandi malam ke? ?. Belum sempat pesakit ini menjawab, isterinya segera
mencelah ?Dia memang selalu mandi malam. Orang dah pesan jangan mandi malam tetapi dia degil terus mandi malam. Kadang-kadang kalau musim panas, dia ni
mandi malam dua kali untuk menyejukkan badannya ?. Sahabat saya diam tersipu-sipu lalu berkata ?badan dah panas, nak buat apa!?. Begitulah kata-kata orang yang degil.
Dari penjelasan ringkas saya di sini boleh dirumuskan bahawa:

Monday, May 5, 2008

Oh my AH BENG


Ah Beng -
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Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, "My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College. Friend: Really, what is he studying. Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD" Wife: How do you know?? Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house." Police: "How the thief did not take TV?" Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says "Hello, how did you know I am in a bar?"

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running? Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!" Servant: "It's already raining." Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

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1. Ketika berkumur , berniatlah kamu dengan, "Ya
Allah,ampunilah dosa mulut dan lidahku ini".

Penjelasan nombor 1 :
Kita hari-hari bercakap
benda-benda yang tak berfaedah.


2. Ketika membasuh muka, berniatlah kamu
dengan, "Ya Allah, putihkanlah muka ku di akhirat
kelak, Janganlah Kau hitamkan muka ku ini".

Penjelasan nombor 2 :
Ahli syurga mukanya putih
berseri-seri.

3. Ketika membasuh tangan kanan , berniatlah
kamu dengan, "Ya Allah, berikanlah hisab-hisab
ku ditangan kanan ku ini".

Penjelasan nombor 3 :
Ahli syurga diberikanhisab-
hisabnya di tangan kanan .

4. Ketika membasuh tangan kiri , berniatlah kamu
dengan, "Ya Allah, janganlah Kau berikan hisab-
hisab ku di tangan kiri ku ini".

Penjelasan nombor 4 :
Ahli neraka diberikan hisab-
hisabnya di tangan kiri .

5. Ketika membasuh kepala , berniatlah kamu
dengan,"Ya Allah, lindunganlah daku dari terik
matahari di padang Masyar dengan Arasy Mu".

Penjelasan nombor 5 :
Panas di Padang Masyar
macam matahari sejengkal di atas kepala.

6. Ketika membasuh telinga , berniatlah kamu
dengan,"Ya Allah, ampunilah dosa telinga ku ini"

Penjelasan nombor 6 :
Hari-hari mendengar orang
mengumpat, memfitnah dll.

7. Ketika membasuh kaki kanan , berniatlah kamu
dengan."Ya Allah, permudahkanlah aku melintasi
titian Siratul Mustaqqim".

Penjelasan nombor 7 :
Ahli syurga melintasi titian
dengan pantas sekali.

8. Ketika membasuh kaki kiri , berniatlah kamu
dengan,"Ya, Allah, bawakanlah daku pergi ke
masjid-masjid, surau-surau dan bukan tempat-
tempat maksiat"

Penjelasan nombor 8 :
Qada' dan Qadar kita di
tangan Allah.

Ramai di antara kita yang tidak sedar akan hakikat
bahawa setiap yang dituntut dalam Islam
mempunyai hikmah nya yang tersendiri
.

Pernah kita terfikir mengapa kita mengambil
wuduk sedemikian rupa?

Pernah kita terfikir segala hikmah yang kita
perolehi dalam menghayati Islam?


Pernah kita terfikir mengapa Allah lahirkan kita
sebagai umat Islam?